4:46 AM MONDAY MORNING

i can't believe it has already been two years...

and now back to material illusions of happiness:





and

gross

YES, HUMAN-SIZED GYROSCOPE FOR CHRISTMAS PLEASE



and new shades to reflect my tough female spirit,




Gaga explains the choice of her new accessories:
"I wanted to design a pair for some of the toughest chicks and some of my girlfriends — don’t do this at home! — they used to keep razor blades in the side of their mouths,” she explained. “That tough female spirit is something that I want to project. It’s meant to be, ‘This is my shield, this is my weapon, this is my inner sense of fame, this is my monster.’”

i want to see dead lazers in the night

they make me want to go on night adventures... now i need a bicycle.

i prefer this over the original

repetition

i can guarantee that any night of the week that i go out, i'll hear this song playing...




or thisssss one.

OMG must have. too bad i have to travel to sweden to acquire one.




and...

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btw, tabitha coffey, why do i have a crush on you so bad?








wish i could find a picture of the shoes you wore on the season two premiere... amazing

materiality

coming soon





I WISH